Posted 7 hours ago

taco-sasha:

tooloolo:

So I found this

OMFG WHY

Posted 7 hours ago

hot-like-waxavi:

ohpierre:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

Fuhh

(Source: facebook.com)

Posted 7 hours ago
  1. Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  2. Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  3. #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  4. Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  5. Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
Posted 7 hours ago

naariel:

Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.

Posted 7 hours ago

asgardianmoon:

somanyfandomsnotime:

When ever I am bored I swear this happens. 

Posted 7 hours ago

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

(Source: xavierstea)

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allthewonderfulstony:

sirdef:

FOR everybodyilovedies WHO IS BASICALLY SUNSHINE

SHE IS SUNSHINE BUT SO IS THIS

Posted 7 hours ago

kpfun:

Storybook endings, fairy tales coming true
Deep down inside we want to believe they still do
In our secretest heart, it’s our favorite part of the story
Let’s just admit we all want to make it to
Ever ever after
Frozen and Enchanted Parallels

Elsa and Nancy, two Disney royals voiced and played by Idina Menzel, letting go of their past (i.e., Elsa’s fear, perfect image, and adherence to rules, and Nancy’s old world and rational thinking) in order to attain their longed for happy endings (i.e., Elsa’s dream to be accepted for who she truly is and to be able to spend time with Anna, and Nancy’s dream of finding her one true love).

Posted 7 hours ago
  1. Augustus: so your name is four
  2. Tobias: yeah
  3. Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  4. Tobias: will you stop
Posted 7 hours ago

guy:

"you’re grounded!!" my mom yells at me. i’ve had an electrical charge ever since i was three. i’m now neutral and free

Posted 7 hours ago

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

Posted 7 hours ago
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton (via planb-becomeapirate)

(Source: makelovetothemoon)

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Posted 7 hours ago

flordemilraices:

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

I
Can’t
Stop
Watching
This