Posted 29 minutes ago

storrmynights:

xkimimarox:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

Saw this and wanted to share my story about how this is untrue. 

I was writing fanfiction in notebooks in high school, and me and my friends would pass it back and forth because they wanted to read all the smutty goodness. If anyone has read some of my fanfics for supernatural or otherwise you’ll know what I’m talking about. 

One day I was writing a particularly x rated scene in science. My friend was really excited about it and was bugging me to write faster and pass it to her to read. So I did and at one point the old fat teacher (a guy no less) goes, what are you writing that’s so wonderful? It can’t be notes, let me read it to the class. 

My friend literally gasped and I started shaking my head, ‘no you really don’t want to read this.’ I told him and he gave me a look so I brought it up to him and had to stand there as he read the most graphic man on man sex scene I’d probably ever written to date. I saw his eyes scan over the paper, and slowly get bigger and he glanced up at me and all I could do was shrug. ‘told you so’ I thought. 

He turned out to be a cool teacher and made up some gross sounding love confession about some guy I was crushing on, and then said don’t write anymore notes in his class. I sat down and I swear for the rest of that year he never called on me or looked at me for more than 2 seconds the rest of the semester. 

fanfiction could have ended my life that day. 

I am laughing so hard, holy shit.

I am really happy me and my friends aren’t the only ones who pass fan fiction back and forth in class

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

brigwife:

Remember when Rupert Grint got to smack Sir Kenneth Branagh on the head with a rock

Posted 1 hour ago

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

(Source: siriusblaack)

Posted 1 hour ago

jaclcfrost:

i like knowing character ages and heights and birthdays because it makes them feel more real to me and i like that feeling because i’m a fucking nerd

Posted 1 hour ago

There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without sacrificing something. But if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.

There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without sacrificing something. But if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.

Posted 1 hour ago

sweaty-fallen-angel:

bokukkorisu:

thousandandrelativesunnyinspace:

bokukkorisu:

I have just realized

Tumblr is literally the sea

It’s huge

It’s blue

And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are

plus, I mean look at all the ships…

OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE

O_O

(Source: dekurisu)

Posted 1 hour ago
disarms:

4licia:

california-xox-n0stalgia:

how the actual fuck does someone not reblog this

this just demolishes every negative opinion towards homosexuality ever

this is my new favorite picture omg

disarms:

4licia:

california-xox-n0stalgia:

how the actual fuck does someone not reblog this

this just demolishes every negative opinion towards homosexuality ever

this is my new favorite picture omg

Posted 1 hour ago

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

Posted 1 hour ago

professorfangirl:

steam-calliope:

t0-1nfinity-xnd-bey0nd:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY EXISTENCE

an actual remix and not just the songs layered on each other??? FINALLY. i hate it when tumblr is like “oh man BEST REMIX EVER” and it sounds like shit because it’s literally just two songs on top of each other like ugh. 

Oh this is fabulous

Posted 1 hour ago

To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.

captainswanandclintasha:

i-am-dauntless-we-are-brave:

lumos5000:

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THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO

IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE

I’d fly on a broom just to be there. 

(Source: madisonthedoctor)

Posted 1 hour ago

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

Posted 1 hour ago

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

(Source: smells-like-raptor)

Posted 1 hour ago
absolutewho:

"Peter Capaldi" is now a trending topic on Tumblr!

absolutewho:

"Peter Capaldi" is now a trending topic on Tumblr!

Posted 1 hour ago

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you