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But his [Cecil’s] voice is so nice that after a while you just accept it. He says there’s no Thursday and you just think ‘Okay, whatever you say.’
My Grandmother, upon listening to Welcome to Night Vale (via owlmylove)
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therealraewest:

panicrobot:

gaaraofsburbia:

GUYS, HOLY FUCK, IT’S FINALLY HERE!

YOU’VE GOT A WHORE MOUTH

HOW DARE YOU.

therealraewest:

panicrobot:

gaaraofsburbia:

GUYS, HOLY FUCK, IT’S FINALLY HERE!

YOU’VE GOT A WHORE MOUTH

HOW DARE YOU.

Posted 9 hours ago
  1. Comic Con: knock knock
  2. Me: who's there
  3. Comic Con: not you lol
Posted 9 hours ago

casfucker:

finnickle-frackle:

mishas face.

JARED’S FACE

Posted 9 hours ago

ratmother:

one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’

(Source: transorochimaru)

Posted 10 hours ago

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
Posted 10 hours ago

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

Posted 10 hours ago

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Posted 10 hours ago
  1. Person: Where are you from?
  2. Me: Uh, Jersey.
  3. Person: No, where are you REALLY from?
  4. Me: Well, my parents are from China-
  5. Person: Bullshit. I know a Queen from Narnia when I see one.
  6. *Person takes off pants to reveal faun legs*
  7. *We exchange a secret handshake and go about our merry ways*
Posted 10 hours ago

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

image

I thought it was… suitable

Posted 10 hours ago

interstellarhitchhiker:

chroniclesofachemist:

theskaldspeaks:

qualitymarvel:

if i had to choose between DNA and RNA, i would choose RNA because it has U in it

YOU FUCKER

9/10 very close to being the worst science pun ever.

this isn’t even a pun this is just a bad pickup line like there isn’t a second meaning intendedimage

(Source: comicology)