Posted 16 hours ago
  1. Moffat: You should flirt with Clara
  2. Capaldi: NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.
  3. Moffat: Wait wha-
  4. Capaldi: The doctor should flirt-
  5. Moffat: I don't-
  6. Capaldi: WITH A DINOSAUR.
  7. Moffat: Um
  8. Capaldi: *whispers* dinosauuur.
Posted 16 hours ago

Reblog and see if you get a color.

  1. PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  2. FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  3. GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  4. RED: I'm in love with you.
  5. PINK: I have a crush on you.
  6. TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  7. CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  8. TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  9. BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  10. ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  11. WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  12. GREEN: I find you cute.
  13. BLACK: I would date you.
  14. BROWN: I dislike you.
Posted 19 hours ago

mytruestars:

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

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Don’t even joke about that near me!!!

Posted 19 hours ago

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

Posted 19 hours ago

chalchiuhtotolin:

gentlemanbones:

fortegigasgospel:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

He tagged Fabio, FABIO, they are probably going to use it on a book or something now.

Also Every man named John Johnson.

He tagged Bruce Campbell.

Posted 19 hours ago

therealraewest:

wallpaperstuck:

I made this myself & I'm proud of it :)

I have extremely mixed feelings for you

Posted 1 day ago

venlafaxine-75mg:

art—gallery:

Hyperrealist paintings by Jason de Graaf

Posted 1 day ago

pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

Posted 1 day ago

songofthestarwhale:

I just want to see Nine, Ten, and TenToo in the same room

with Nine looking back and forth between Ten and Tentoo before glaring at Ten like “What the fuck did you do?”

Posted 2 days ago
themoonphase:

hentai-ass:

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.
On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”
He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.
Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.   
To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous. 
This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

So we’re now at a time where people will LITERALLY commit a crime, granted it was tiny scale but a crime regardless, JUST for the sake of getting medical attention because it’s THAT expensive.

Oh my.

themoonphase:

hentai-ass:

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.   

To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous. 

This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

So we’re now at a time where people will LITERALLY commit a crime, granted it was tiny scale but a crime regardless, JUST for the sake of getting medical attention because it’s THAT expensive.

Oh my.

Posted 2 days ago

fishingboatproceeds:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.

Posted 2 days ago

satansbuttnipples:

omg I just watched the first Doctor Who episode that was made in color and I’m laughing really hard because you can literally see the creators’ excitement

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FUCK YEAH LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COLORS THEY’RE ALL IN YOUR TV NOW HOW COOL IS THAT FUCK YEAH

Posted 2 days ago

kvitrika:

Daily thoughts

  • I hate drawing
  • I hate it
  • I hate everything I draw
  • NO
  • I LOVE IT, IT MAKES ME HAPPY
  • DRAWING IS FUN
  • WHOA, LOOK AT HOW I CAN DRAW, INCREDIBLE
  • no, it’s bad
  • yeah, I am bad at it
  • I hate drawing
  • dang, I love drawing

(Source: kvit-guro)

Posted 2 days ago

shadowsofwho:

badwolflupin:

  • strax sees clara as a boy, and usually identifies people by a wrong gender
  • strax sees “young men” doing sports in clara’s subconscious
  • you cannot convince me that clara oswald is straight thank u bye
  • "I have never had the slightest interest in pretty young men"
Posted 3 days ago
  1. me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  2. me: lemme show you a trick or two
  3. middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  4. me: this one's called stealing
  5. me: *runs away with it*